1. The Taker beat Danny Darling
2. Krazy Killer Klowns (PoPo & LoLo) beat Mr. Flamboyant Sean Sharp & Dumpling Hatfield
3. Otto Schwanz defeated Vinnie Damooche
4. Wallabee Joe (w/ Crystal) pinned Fabulous Frankie (prior to this match suspended manager Count Grog came in and sat in the crowd but was removed by security when spotted by Wallabee Joe)
5. Dick Foley & Seymour Snott vs Cowboy Willie Watts & Blackjack Billy Watts was ruled a no contest by ref Clark Murtis when both teams battled all over the building
Credit: Count Grog